Category: News

Another hyped-up game, another Galaxy fizzle. Someone explain to me why the Designated Player all the little boys and girls scream for decides to completely “Surreal Salt Lake”

A couple of days ago I noted that the Asian Cup finals, being held in Doha, Qatar, had become something of an embarrassment for the “Qatar Screws Up – Royally”

Okay, well, maybe Salt Lake was correct to be mystified by the penalty reversal…because I'm baffled by the explanation. Video is here. At least, the “I have nothing”

Is it too early to call this the worst World Cup ever? I know you're not supposed to judge a book by the cover, but “Group A, for Awful”

According to THIS REPORT FROM AMERICAN CHRONICLE MLS and S.U.M. are in negotiations with "love 'em or wish them dead" EPL giants Manchester United for “All Stars vs. ManU in the Works?”

Usually I like to wait until dirt is actually shifted before celebrating, but DC United sure seems pleased with yesterday's vote, so that's good enough “Hail Columbia”

OMAHA – The rumors, this time, were actually true. Late Friday, the scuttlebutt had Victor Manuel Vucetich out of consideration for Mexico's National team manager “Damaged Goods”

A painful exit for Cruz Azul​ It didn’t happen on the Feast of St. Hugo, but there was indeed a miracle. Pumas needed to win “Another Top Seed Crashes Out”

The Double is a triumph, in the same year, in both a country's top league and its national cup competition, and it seems possible that “In pursuit of the American Double”

So yesterday they held the breathlessly anticipated "Who Gets What and Who Goes First" process, for which the overworked wordsmiths at MLS HQ coined the “Who Knew?”