Category: News

Usually I like to wait until dirt is actually shifted before celebrating, but DC United sure seems pleased with yesterday's vote, so that's good enough “Hail Columbia”

OMAHA – The rumors, this time, were actually true. Late Friday, the scuttlebutt had Victor Manuel Vucetich out of consideration for Mexico's National team manager “Damaged Goods”

A painful exit for Cruz Azul​ It didn’t happen on the Feast of St. Hugo, but there was indeed a miracle. Pumas needed to win “Another Top Seed Crashes Out”

The Double is a triumph, in the same year, in both a country's top league and its national cup competition, and it seems possible that “In pursuit of the American Double”

So yesterday they held the breathlessly anticipated "Who Gets What and Who Goes First" process, for which the overworked wordsmiths at MLS HQ coined the “Who Knew?”

See, what I want to talk about is how godawful the Galaxy have been, but I try to save the obscenity-laced rants for elsewhere. I “Dewar or Die”

So how do the Colorado Rapids get to Columbus? By plane? Train, maybe? A bus would be infeasible. They can't take separate cars…. Oh, that's “Diving to be Clever”

Reportedly, USA hitter Jozy Altidore was at the Lakers game and saw David Beckham sitting nearby. He apparently approached the injured England/Galaxy Superstar and engaged “Altidore to Beckham: "US Will Win 3 – 0"”

I was afforded the opportunity to attend games at the 1994 edition, and it would have been nice to have the World Cup played within “Mexican Apertura Decided Tonight”

If anyone needed further evidence of the fact that Sepp Blatter is now officially running scared, you need look no further than today's revelation that “FIFA Reformers Say Gulati Too Ethically Compromised to Deal With”