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EDIT – and the Seattle Sounders take crap, and make crap-ade. Giving the season ticket holders their money back for Saturday's game is just a “Buck up, little raver”

Kenn links to MLSsoccer.com so I don't have to. It's not that I'm boycotting Major League Soccer Soccer, really, it's just that it frightens and “Omnia Vincit Comedy”

Click:EGP Ice Mint Nicotine PouchesI'm certain you recall the huge kerfuffle a couple months ago when the Wizards waived Kevin Hartman and all the talk “Paging Don King”

Another hyped-up game, another Galaxy fizzle. Someone explain to me why the Designated Player all the little boys and girls scream for decides to completely “Surreal Salt Lake”

A couple of days ago I noted that the Asian Cup finals, being held in Doha, Qatar, had become something of an embarrassment for the “Qatar Screws Up – Royally”

Okay, well, maybe Salt Lake was correct to be mystified by the penalty reversal…because I'm baffled by the explanation. Video is here. At least, the “I have nothing”

Is it too early to call this the worst World Cup ever? I know you're not supposed to judge a book by the cover, but “Group A, for Awful”

According to THIS REPORT FROM AMERICAN CHRONICLE MLS and S.U.M. are in negotiations with "love 'em or wish them dead" EPL giants Manchester United for “All Stars vs. ManU in the Works?”

Usually I like to wait until dirt is actually shifted before celebrating, but DC United sure seems pleased with yesterday's vote, so that's good enough “Hail Columbia”

OMAHA – The rumors, this time, were actually true. Late Friday, the scuttlebutt had Victor Manuel Vucetich out of consideration for Mexico's National team manager “Damaged Goods”